idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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