HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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