Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
