i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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