I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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