I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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