If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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