Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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