well most of my day revolves around power hour
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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