She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I am midnight drunk by noon
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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