kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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