so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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