sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize
