Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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