do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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