do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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