I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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