Whoa Z and x make the same sound
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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