I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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