We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize