Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
