If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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