You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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