Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
