Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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