I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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