So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
His hands were made for my vagina.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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