Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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