I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
that's an acceptable place to lick
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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