i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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