Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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