jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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