Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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