did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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