we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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