i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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