How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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