I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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