so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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