The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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