it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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