she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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