So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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