No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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