If i come over, it means nothing
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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