just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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