it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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