We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
pop tarts are not kleenex
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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