Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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