Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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