I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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