erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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